🚫 DON'T CLICK ME! 🚫

⚠️ SERIOUSLY - STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! ⚠️
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK THIS!
GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE INSTEAD...

I literally told you not to waste your time...

But since you're here, might as well enjoy the disappointment!

Did you know that you just wasted 5 seconds of your life?

Those 5 seconds could have been spent doing literally anything else!

People who ignored the warning: ...

Time wasted globally: ... seconds

🏆 "Ignorer of Good Advice"

You successfully ignored clear instructions!

🤡 Congratulations! You've successfully wasted your time!

I hope you're proud of yourself...

$ ./check_system_status.sh

Checking system health...

Status: All systems operational

Database connections: 3/3 active

API endpoints: Online

Cache status: Warming up...

Background jobs: Processing...

$ _